|—||Heidi Pickett (via re-examine)|
i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him
i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
Robert Downey Jr. aka Tony Stark, at the Captain America: The Winter Soldier press tour in spirit. [video]
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
9x01 // 9x17
"why does tumblr hate straight people?" idk y does my mom want me to be straight y did i spend 16 years in a state of constant anxiety over my queerness why was i told i was going 2 hell since 6th grade y did my friends stop talking 2 me when i came out as bisexual but yeh lets worry about what a microblogging site thinks about straight ppl
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal