actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg



100% proven zodiac analyses
aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

image



jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue


kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear



supnikita:

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced? 


cut3panda:

imagine all the things I could do if my parents were rich…



mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*


*unbaes you*

makochantachibanana:

your follower count will determine the number of babies you’ll have with your icon



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