Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

unfollower:

summertime is the worst. drink a lot of water we will get through this together


drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans


chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.


Chris Pratt, Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza at the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Screening After Party


rachelsmanning:

live fast die young bad girls do it well 

image


kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 



megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 





tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no


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